Life as governed by Murphy's Law

私はもっとたくさんの時間が欲しい！
わたしはもっとたくさんのじかんがほしい！
Watashi wa motto takusan no jikan ga hoshii!
I want loads more time!
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Irony rules my life. Truly, it does.

( Exhibit A )

Murphy's Law! I would so renounce you, if only your tyrannic rule would give me a minuscule chance to! Damn you!

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以上、Chii です。